1. I have learned that the limit of days with family before homicide is 3.
2. $6.50 later, it has become evident that the new Alice in Wonderland movie is not all it's cracked up to be.
3. In Iowa it is possible to have 60 degree weather and snow in the same week.
4. I am not the only one trolling for hot men on St. Paddy's Day!
5. It is possible to eat 5 meals in one day, but who's counting?!
6. Even with the best of intentions, I am determined to forget all of my Physics education from the last 3 months.
7. Taco Bell will outlast my marriage....maybe
8. Chatroulette is a sad addiction but not because of all the penis.
9. I can successfully sleep for 13 hours straight if I so choose.
10. There are no limits to the amount of Scrabble games I can play with friends on Facebook.
11. Lastly, it is ever so couth to drink merlot out of a Ninja Turtles mug.